Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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