so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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