were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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