sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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