Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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