Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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