Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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