what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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