:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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