We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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