Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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