Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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