Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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