yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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