Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
