forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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