i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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