we're blogging at a bar
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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