Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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