Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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