Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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