i'm signing you up for texting rehab
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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