I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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