doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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