So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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