id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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