I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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