I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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