so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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