State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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