Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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