bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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