so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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