My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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