I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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