i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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