Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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