We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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