whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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