whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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