: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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