if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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