pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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