Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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