Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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