i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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