I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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