So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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