I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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