Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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