He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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