I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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