I wanna bring you to show and tell
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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