what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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