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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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